"Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking"

"I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since"

"Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person"

"I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette"

"I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine"

"Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray"

"I'll never feel comfortable taking a strong drink, and I'll never feel easy smoking a cigarette. I just don't think those things are right for me"

"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed"

"The gunner's mate came up and started breaking the locks on the ammunition. Everything was locked up for fear that someone might go in there with a cigarette or something"

"If you get enough sleep, cut back on cigarettes and red meat, you look better the next day"

"There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes"