Bill Maheris a famous Comedian from USA, she is 67 years old and still alive, born January 20, 1956.
Zodiac:
She is born under the zodiac aquarius, who is known for Knowledge, Humanitarian, Serious, Insightful, Duplicitous.
Our collection contains 33 quotes who is written / told by Bill, under the main topics: Death - Religion - Women.
"We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies"
"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities"
"Men are only as loyal as their options"
"Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence"
"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids"
"Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?"
"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex"
"Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious"
"It's all been satirized for your protection"
"Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'"
"If you think you have it tough, read history books"
"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder"
"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again"
"I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush"
"I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed"
"I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?"
"Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor"
"Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool"
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease"
"Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is"
"Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show"
"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out"
"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them"
"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"
"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed"
"The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it"
"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap"
"The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right"
"The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'"
"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs"
"Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.""
"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need"
"President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all"
