"Interview with a Vampire was lots of sex, so I'm not sure"

"Television sounded really different than the Ramones sounded really different than us sounded really different than Blondie sounded really different than the Sex Pistols"

"I love tackling, love it. It's better than sex"

"I think any girl who comes to Hollywood with sex symbol or bombshell hanging over her has a rough road"

"Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic"

"A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing"

"Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions; their reasons are always different"

"The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old"

"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex"

"Neither sex, without some fertilization of the complimentary characters of the other, is capable of the highest reaches of human endeavor"