Sex Quotes: Passionate Words and Wisecracks

"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature"

Marilyn Monroe, Actress

"In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft"

H. L. Mencken, Writer

"Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets"

Andy Warhol, Artist

"Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours"

Spalding Gray, Actor

"Like sex in Victorian England, the reality of Big Business today is our big dirty secret"

Ralph Nader, Lawyer

"Television sounded really different than the Ramones sounded really different than us sounded really different than Blondie sounded really different than the Sex Pistols"

David Byrne, Musician

"The real story is that I had unprotected sex. That's that. That's easy"

Magic Johnson, Athlete

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good"

Woody Allen, Director

"A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing"

Marilyn Monroe, Actress

"Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences"

Mason Cooley, Writer

"A lot of what used to be known as gay culture - broadly speaking, homoeroticism and being camp - has been brought into mainstream culture. I think we should be moving to an era where it's just sex"

Neil Tennant, Musician

"Because some people have sex with people of the same sex, an entire culture has been created, broadly speaking, out of oppression. Which in a rational world would not be an issue"

Neil Tennant, Musician

"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive"

Rodney Dangerfield, Comedian

"Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic"

Al Goldstein, Publisher

"I really enjoy having sex, and that's offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which is sad. I haven't met a lot of men who've said, "You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are!". That's because they wish their wives or girlfriends would have more sex with them"

Megan Fox, Actress

"As a child I was taken to the pantomime or the theatre and I would always, always fall in love with somebody on the stage. And want to have sex with them"

Ewan McGregor, Actor

"The marketing department is really an important part of getting an animated film to work. If the people running it are used to selling live action films and the hard rock music and the sex and all those things... Anything outside that, they just don't know what to do with it"

Don Bluth, Artist

"I'd have a sex scene with Whoopi Goldberg or Star Jones"

Method Man, Musician

"There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be"

Norman Mailer, Novelist

"And I think maybe all women, if they just had a chance, would be romantic and believe in love and not sex. And men believe in sex and not love"

Beatrice Wood, Artist

"To me, sex is sex and I don't think it is or should be a problem. Maybe my presenting it that way will unscrew up a few heads out there, including my own"

Jaime Hernandez, Artist

"I love tackling, love it. It's better than sex"

Paul Ince, Athlete

"How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican"

Will Durst, Writer

"I think any girl who comes to Hollywood with sex symbol or bombshell hanging over her has a rough road"

Kim Basinger, Actress

"I wasn't a sex symbol, I was a sex zombie"

Veronica Lake, Actress

"He allowed us to choreograph the sex scenes"

Linda Fiorentino, Actress

"Sex is the great equalizer"

Nick Mancuso, Actor

"But, you know, there's still an argument, there's still ten states that outlaw premarital sex, and many more states where adultery is still outlawed and a crime"

Liam Neeson, Actor

"I remember doing the sex scene in Red Rock West. I had to kiss Nic Cage and then look like I was going down on him. And he couldn't do anything - he just had to lie there"

Lara Flynn Boyle, Actress

"I rejected the notion that my race or sex would bar my success in life"

Constance Baker Motley, Activist

"The FBI has had a history of sex discrimination complaints brought against it, as well as race discrimination"

Anita Hill, Professor

"I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well"

Oliver Reed, Actor

"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"

George Bernard Shaw, Dramatist

"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex"

Aldous Huxley, Novelist

"It is a natural virtue incident to our sex to be pitiful of those that are afflicted"

Elizabeth I, Royalty

"A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing"

W. Somerset Maugham, Playwright

"Neither sex, without some fertilization of the complimentary characters of the other, is capable of the highest reaches of human endeavor"

Jean-Paul Sartre, Philosopher

"A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day"

Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr., Poet

"Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath"

Gail Sheehy, Writer

"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt"

Groucho Marx, Comedian

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