Sex Quotes

Sex has inspired wit, wisdom, and wonder across cultures and eras, touching on intimacy, desire, identity, and connection. These quotes reflect a spectrum of perspectives: playful, philosophical, candid, and compassionate, offering insight into how people make sense of pleasure, vulnerability, and love. Whether you seek a smile, a thoughtful pause, or language that honors consent and respect, the voices collected span classics to contemporary reflections. Approach with curiosity and kindness, and let the variety of viewpoints invite conversation without judgment.
Small: Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature
Marilyn Monroe
"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature"
Marilyn Monroe, Actress
Small: I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the al
"I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty"
Clark Kerr, Economist
Small: In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft
H. L. Mencken
"In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft"
H. L. Mencken, Writer
Small: Sex without love is merely healthy exercise
"Sex without love is merely healthy exercise"
Robert A. Heinlein, Writer
Small: Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society
"Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society"
Malcolm Muggeridge, Journalist
Small: Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can
Spalding Gray
"Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours"
Spalding Gray, Actor
Small: Television sounded really different than the Ramones sounded really different than us sounded really different
David Byrne
"Television sounded really different than the Ramones sounded really different than us sounded really different than Blondie sounded really different than the Sex Pistols"
David Byrne, Musician
Small: Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope
George Burns
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope"
George Burns, Comedian
Small: Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets
Andy Warhol
"Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets"
Andy Warhol, Artist
Small: Sex is the great equalizer
Nick Mancuso
"Sex is the great equalizer"
Nick Mancuso, Actor
Small: Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good
Woody Allen
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good"
Woody Allen, Director
Small: Like sex in Victorian England, the reality of Big Business today is our big dirty secret
Ralph Nader
"Like sex in Victorian England, the reality of Big Business today is our big dirty secret"
Ralph Nader, Lawyer
Small: My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive
Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive"
Rodney Dangerfield, Comedian
Small: The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex
"The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex"
Bobby Darin, Musician
Small: The real story is that I had unprotected sex. Thats that. Thats easy
Magic Johnson
"The real story is that I had unprotected sex. That's that. That's easy"
Magic Johnson, Athlete
Small: Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic
Al Goldstein
"Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic"
Al Goldstein, Publisher
Small: There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be
"There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be"
Norman Mailer, Novelist
Small: The marketing department is really an important part of getting an animated film to work. If the people runnin
"The marketing department is really an important part of getting an animated film to work. If the people running it are used to selling live action films and the hard rock music and the sex and all those things... Anything outside that, they just don't know what to do with it"
Don Bluth, Artist
Small: Sex is emotion in motion
Mae West
"Sex is emotion in motion"
Mae West, Actress
Small: It is a natural virtue incident to our sex to be pitiful of those that are afflicted
Elizabeth I
"It is a natural virtue incident to our sex to be pitiful of those that are afflicted"
Elizabeth I, Royalty
Small: I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt
Groucho Marx
"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt"
Groucho Marx, Comedian
Small: A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing
Marilyn Monroe
"A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing"
Marilyn Monroe, Actress
Small: Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are
Peter Ustinov
"Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved"
Peter Ustinov, Actor
Small: Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I dont believe the kids should be given homework
Bill Cosby
"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework"
Bill Cosby, Comedian
Small: There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I dont need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can conve
Audrey Hepburn
"There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain"
Audrey Hepburn, Actress
Small: Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life
Mitch Hedberg
"I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life"
Mitch Hedberg, Comedian
Small: Literature - creative literature - unconcerned with sex, is inconceivable
Gertrude Stein
"Literature - creative literature - unconcerned with sex, is inconceivable"
Gertrude Stein, Author
Small: Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and s
Mason Cooley
"Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences"
Mason Cooley, Writer
Small: The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less
Brendan Behan
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less"
Brendan Behan, Dramatist
Small: Young actors often dont think of the consequences of doing nudity or sex scenes. They want the role so badly t
Natalie Portman
"Young actors often don't think of the consequences of doing nudity or sex scenes. They want the role so badly that they agree to be exploited, and then end up embarrassing family, friends, and even strangers"
Natalie Portman, Actress
Small: Where I live, nobody whos fourteen is having sex and doing major drugs. And I think if you see it in the movie
Natalie Portman
"Where I live, nobody who's fourteen is having sex and doing major drugs. And I think if you see it in the movies, you may be influenced by it. I think it's so important to preserve your innocence"
Natalie Portman, Actress
Small: The fact is I am not having sex. But I feel absolutely ripe for the, what would you say? plucking?
Angelina Jolie
"The fact is I am not having sex. But I feel absolutely ripe for the, what would you say? plucking?"
Angelina Jolie, Actress
Small: For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook
"For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook"
Quentin Crisp, Writer
Small: Sexual dreams arent usually about sex
Pamela Stephenson
"Sexual dreams aren't usually about sex"
Pamela Stephenson, Actress
Small: Its that Im 39. I feel hot and sexy, actually... I feel it inside myself. I dont feel dried up and tired and n
Kyra Sedgwick
"It's that I'm 39. I feel hot and sexy, actually... I feel it inside myself. I don't feel dried up and tired and no longer interested in sex is what I'm trying to say"
Kyra Sedgwick, Actress
Small: I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy"
Steve Martin, Comedian
Small: The womens movement hasnt changed my sex life. It wouldnt dare
"The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare"
Zsa Zsa Gabor, Actress
Small: As a child I was taken to the pantomime or the theatre and I would always, always fall in love with somebody o
"As a child I was taken to the pantomime or the theatre and I would always, always fall in love with somebody on the stage. And want to have sex with them"
Ewan McGregor, Actor
Small: A lot of what used to be known as gay culture - broadly speaking, homoeroticism and being camp - has been brou
"A lot of what used to be known as gay culture - broadly speaking, homoeroticism and being camp - has been brought into mainstream culture. I think we should be moving to an era where it's just sex"
Neil Tennant, Musician
Small: Because some people have sex with people of the same sex, an entire culture has been created, broadly speaking
"Because some people have sex with people of the same sex, an entire culture has been created, broadly speaking, out of oppression. Which in a rational world would not be an issue"
Neil Tennant, Musician
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