Sex Quotes: Passionate Words and Wisecracks

"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature"

"I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty"

Clark Kerr, Economist

"In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft"

H. L. Mencken, Writer

"Sex without love is merely healthy exercise"

Robert A. Heinlein, Writer

"Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours"

Spalding Gray, Actor

"Television sounded really different than the Ramones sounded really different than us sounded really different than Blondie sounded really different than the Sex Pistols"

David Byrne, Musician

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope"

George Burns, Comedian

"Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets"

Andy Warhol, Artist

"Sex is the great equalizer"

Nick Mancuso, Actor

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good"

Woody Allen, Director

"Like sex in Victorian England, the reality of Big Business today is our big dirty secret"

Ralph Nader, Lawyer

"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive"

Rodney Dangerfield, Comedian

"Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society"

Malcolm Muggeridge, Journalist

"The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex"

Bobby Darin, Musician

"The real story is that I had unprotected sex. That's that. That's easy"

Magic Johnson, Athlete

"Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic"

Al Goldstein, Publisher

"There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be"

Norman Mailer, Novelist

"The marketing department is really an important part of getting an animated film to work. If the people running it are used to selling live action films and the hard rock music and the sex and all those things... Anything outside that, they just don't know what to do with it"

Don Bluth, Artist

"Sex is emotion in motion"

Mae West, Actress

"It is a natural virtue incident to our sex to be pitiful of those that are afflicted"

Elizabeth I, Royalty

"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt"

Groucho Marx, Comedian

"A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing"

Marilyn Monroe, Actress

"Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved"

Peter Ustinov, Actor

"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework"

Bill Cosby, Comedian

"There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain"

Audrey Hepburn, Actress

"I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life"

Mitch Hedberg, Comedian

"Literature - creative literature - unconcerned with sex, is inconceivable"

Gertrude Stein, Author

"Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences"

Mason Cooley, Writer

"Young actors often don't think of the consequences of doing nudity or sex scenes. They want the role so badly that they agree to be exploited, and then end up embarrassing family, friends, and even strangers"

Natalie Portman, Actress

"Where I live, nobody who's fourteen is having sex and doing major drugs. And I think if you see it in the movies, you may be influenced by it. I think it's so important to preserve your innocence"

Natalie Portman, Actress

"The fact is I am not having sex. But I feel absolutely ripe for the, what would you say? plucking?"

Angelina Jolie, Actress

"For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook"

Quentin Crisp, Writer

"Sexual dreams aren't usually about sex"

Pamela Stephenson, Actress

"It's that I'm 39. I feel hot and sexy, actually... I feel it inside myself. I don't feel dried up and tired and no longer interested in sex is what I'm trying to say"

Kyra Sedgwick, Actress

"The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare"

Zsa Zsa Gabor, Actress

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy"

Steve Martin, Comedian

"As a child I was taken to the pantomime or the theatre and I would always, always fall in love with somebody on the stage. And want to have sex with them"

Ewan McGregor, Actor

"A lot of what used to be known as gay culture - broadly speaking, homoeroticism and being camp - has been brought into mainstream culture. I think we should be moving to an era where it's just sex"

Neil Tennant, Musician

"Because some people have sex with people of the same sex, an entire culture has been created, broadly speaking, out of oppression. Which in a rational world would not be an issue"

Neil Tennant, Musician

"To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it"

Cary Grant, Actor

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