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It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there
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"It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there"

- Sam Kinison

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This quote by Sam Kinison is a funny contrast of 2 seemingly unassociated experiences. By saying "It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there," Kinison is suggesting that the experience he had resembled going to church, but with an unexpected twist. The existence of Ozzy Osbourne, a heavy metal musician understood for his outrageous habits, includes an element of surprise and excitement to the experience. Kinison's quote recommends that the experience was special and memorable, which it was unlike anything he had actually ever experienced before. It likewise indicates that the existence of Ozzy Osbourne made the experience more enjoyable and interesting. Kinison's quote is an amusing way of expressing his gratitude for the experience and the unanticipated presence of Ozzy Osbourne.

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Sam Kinison between December 8, 1953 and April 10, 1992. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 5 other quotes.

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