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Its a play where something went wrong, Cause its five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From begi
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"It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!"

- Allan Sherman

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Allan Sherman between November 30, 1924 and November 20, 1973. He/she was a famous Musician from USA. The author also have 16 other quotes.

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