"I've been doing it all along, ever since I got out of art school"

"The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease"

"Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths"

"Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other"

"Education is a private matter between the person and the world of knowledge and experience, and has little to do with school or college"

"Errors are not in the art but in the artificers"

"Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage"

"Did you know that nearly one in three children live apart from their biological dads? Those kids are two to three times more likely to grow up in poverty, to suffer in school, and to have health and behavioral problems"

"Advertising is the greatest art form of the 20th century"

"As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of relief that can rise to delight that thank Heaven nobody is reporting in this fashion on us"

"Art raises its head where creeds relax"