"My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews"

"It would be far better to be of no church than to be bitter of any"

"A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there"

"Every church is a stone on the grave of a god-man: it does not want him to rise up again under any circumstances"

"Many come to bring their clothes to church rather than themselves"

"I like the silent church before the service begins, better than any preaching"

"Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back"

"Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back"

"A church debt is the devil's salary"

"The separation of church and state is a source of strength, but the conscience of our nation does not call for separation between men of state and faith in the Supreme Being"

"Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife"