"Our castle is not imposing, but is well built, and surrounded by a very fine garden. I live in the bailiff's house"

"Weak minds sink under prosperity as well as adversity; but strong and deep ones have two high tides"

"Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody"

"People with many interests live, not only longest, but happiest"

"Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it"

"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body"

"Women, can't live with them, can't live without them"

"The League is very well when sparrows shout, but no good at all when eagles fall out"

"It's not that we use technology, we live technology"

"If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts"

"Did you know that nearly one in three children live apart from their biological dads? Those kids are two to three times more likely to grow up in poverty, to suffer in school, and to have health and behavioral problems"