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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and
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"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off"

- Tommy Cooper

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United Kingdom Flag This quote is written / told by Tommy Cooper between March 19, 1921 and April 15, 1984. He/she was a famous Comedian from United Kingdom. The author also have 10 other quotes.

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