"Someone pays me a hundred bucks every Tuesday to DJ. I don't think I'll ever give that up"

"I spent, as you know, a year and a half in a clergyman's family and heard almost every Tuesday the very best, most earnest and most impressive preacher it has ever been my fortune to meet with, but it produced no effect whatever on my mind"

"We have work to do, and Tuesday Americans sent Washington a clear message - get the job done"

"For instance, when I go to the premiere on Tuesday I probably won't watch the film at all - I'll be watching the audience just to see their reaction to different moments, what I'm doing right and what I'm doing wrong, stuff like that"

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays"

"I don't worry anymore about where's the big hangout Tuesday night, Friday. Couldn't tell you and no one comes to me for advice anymore in those areas anymore, so real boring I would say"

"There was a time... when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was on"

"This country and the Commonwealth last Tuesday were not far from the Kingdom of Heaven"

"I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday"

"Judging by my degradation in the last 24 hours, I'll be surprised if I make it to Tuesday"

"I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday"