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Wealth & Money Quote by Neil Simon

"Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count"

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Neil Simon shrinks the idea of a windfall to the moment when scarcity turns into stability: the jump from nothing to enough. Going from zero to two hundred dollars a week is the passage from panic to predictability, from counting coins to paying the rent on time. Beyond that threshold, money changes texture. It buys comforts, status, and options, but it does not deliver the same existential relief as the first steady paycheck. Buried in the joke is an economist’s truth about diminishing marginal utility, translated into the rhythms of a working life.

The number carries a biographical wink. Simon came up through lean years in New York, then landed in a television writers room in the early 1950s, where a weekly salary marked the end of real deprivation. In midcentury terms, two hundred a week meant groceries, heat, and a foothold in the city’s churn. No wonder his plays so often orbit rent-controlled apartments, tight budgets, and middle-class jitters. Characters like Oscar and Felix, or the harried couple in Barefoot in the Park, are funny precisely because their money worries are recognizably ordinary. When more cash arrives, it complicates things; it does not redeem them.

He is also mocking the American fixation on ever-escalating success. Past the point where bills are paid and dignity is restored, the pursuit of more becomes a game with blurrier stakes. Simon’s line implies that wealth beyond sufficiency may count on ledgers and in gossip columns, but it does not count in the deeper arithmetic of self-respect, love, and sanity. The first bit of money buys freedom from fear. The rest buys furniture. That is why the punchline lands with grace: it honors the small, crucial victory of stability while puncturing the fantasy that riches will rewrite the human script.

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Neil Simon (July 4, 1927 - August 26, 2018) was a Playwright from USA.

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