"The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!"

"Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person"

"I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette"

"I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine"

"If you get enough sleep, cut back on cigarettes and red meat, you look better the next day"

"Ten to 20 years out, driving your car will be viewed as equivalently immoral as smoking cigarettes around other people is today"

"Well, I met Frank Sinatra and Bob Dylan in the space of 15 minutes. Frank Sinatra kissed me on the lips. He kissed me on the lips. And then he gave me a filterless cigarette. And then I met Bob Dylan. I came off all lightheaded and had to go sit on his dressing-room steps"

"Such lifestyle factors such as cigarette smoking, excessive alcohol consumption, little physical activity and low dietary calcium intake are risk factors for osteoporosis as well as for many other non-communicable diseases"

"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed"

"Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray"

"My mom started smoking when she was 11. She went to the hill next door to try her first cigarette. She set the entire hill on fire, but it didn't deter her"