"There is no mistaking the dismay on the face of a writer who has just heard that his brain child is a deformed idiot"

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time"

"An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied"

"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it"

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice"

"If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes"

"Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain"

"I'd love to go to art school. I'd love to learn how to draw. I'd love to be fluent in Spanish. I'd like to be a brain surgeon"

"I believe that the brain has evolved over millions of years to be responsive to different kinds of content in the world. Language content, musical content, spatial content, numerical content, etc"

"Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied"

"Lulled in the countless chambers of the brain, our thoughts are linked by many a hidden chain; awake but one, and in, what myriads rise!"