"We pray that the deceitful race - such hateful enemies and blasphemers of the name of Christ - be not allowed to further infect and trouble this new colony"

"Problems are the price of progress. Don't bring me anything but trouble. Good news weakens me"

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it"

"The trouble with children is that they're not returnable"

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends"

"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so"

"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?"

"The trouble with the future is that is usually arrives before we're ready for it"

"A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms against himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it"

"The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism"

"The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends"