"What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by"

"Music is my religion"

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time"

"Music is the shorthand of emotion"

"My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary"

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away"

"Music is the universal language of mankind"

"All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff"

"An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied"

"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it"

"I've always been into melodies. That's what I love about music – a good melody that gives you goosebumps"