"When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer "Present" or "Not guilty.""
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Roosevelt lands the punch in the gap between two single words: "Present" and "Not guilty". One belongs to basic civic procedure; the other belongs to a courtroom. By forcing them into the same breath, he implies the Senate has stopped being a deliberative body and started behaving like a dock full of defendants. It is a one-line indictment of institutional rot, delivered with the brisk certainty of a man who believed politics should be a contact sport.
The intent is less to accuse any one Senator than to smear the whole chamber with the idea of compromised legitimacy. Roll call is supposed to confirm responsibility: you are here, accountable, on the record. Roosevelt twists it into moral exposure, suggesting Senators show up not to legislate but to manage scandal, to survive the day, to keep their hands technically clean. "Not guilty" is especially pointed because it evokes the Senate's constitutional role in impeachment trials. The subtext: even when they are not formally judging corruption, they are implicitly on trial for it.
Context matters. Roosevelt's era was soaked in battles over patronage, trusts, and the cozy marriage between money and government. Before the 17th Amendment, Senators were selected by state legislatures, a system widely seen as vulnerable to bribery and machine politics. Roosevelt, the self-styled tribune of the "Square Deal", used lines like this to frame reform as a moral cleanup, not mere policy preference. The genius is its simplicity: it turns a routine ritual into a daily plea bargain.
The intent is less to accuse any one Senator than to smear the whole chamber with the idea of compromised legitimacy. Roll call is supposed to confirm responsibility: you are here, accountable, on the record. Roosevelt twists it into moral exposure, suggesting Senators show up not to legislate but to manage scandal, to survive the day, to keep their hands technically clean. "Not guilty" is especially pointed because it evokes the Senate's constitutional role in impeachment trials. The subtext: even when they are not formally judging corruption, they are implicitly on trial for it.
Context matters. Roosevelt's era was soaked in battles over patronage, trusts, and the cozy marriage between money and government. Before the 17th Amendment, Senators were selected by state legislatures, a system widely seen as vulnerable to bribery and machine politics. Roosevelt, the self-styled tribune of the "Square Deal", used lines like this to frame reform as a moral cleanup, not mere policy preference. The genius is its simplicity: it turns a routine ritual into a daily plea bargain.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Rejected source: Theodore Roosevelt THE ROUGH RIDERS 1925 Charles Scribner... (theodore roosevelt, 1924)IA: theodoreroosevel0000unse_b5g5
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