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When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression
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"When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression"

- Bill Bryson

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Bill Bryson somewhere between December 8, 1951 and today. He/she was a famous Writer from USA. The author also have 11 other quotes.

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