"Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer"

"Hope is nature's veil for hiding truth's nakedness"

"He was a wise man who invented beer"

"Love, hope, fear, faith - these make humanity; These are its sign and note and character"

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world"

"He who despairs of the human condition is a coward, but he who has hope for it is a fool"

"Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity"

"Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die"

"Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us"

"If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes"

"Who dares nothing, need hope for nothing"