Beer Quotes

Invite to our site committed to all things beer! Whether you're a seasoned beer lover or just beginning to explore the world of craft brews, we have something for you. As you check out our site, you'll discover a collection of the most renowned and remarkable beer quotes from well-known figures and everyday beer enthusiasts. From amusing one-liners to sincere odes to the cherished drink, these quotes record the essence of what makes beer so special. So grab a cold one and join us as we commemorate the charm and diversity of beer through the words of those who love it most. Cheers!
Small: He was a wise man who invented beer
Plato
"He was a wise man who invented beer"
Plato, Philosopher
Small: Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world
Wilhelm II
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world"
Wilhelm II, Statesman
Small: Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer
Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer"
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Actor
Small: You cant be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football
Frank Zappa
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer"
Frank Zappa, Musician
Small: I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the be
Brendan Behan
"I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer"
Brendan Behan, Dramatist
Small: He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because Id won this contest. He said, okay
"He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I'd won this contest. He said, okay, then he was gonna play me his hit, and started singing 'When it's time to relax, one beer stands clear... '"
Arthur Godfrey, Entertainer
Small: Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale
"Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale"
Kenelm Digby, Celebrity
Small: Id loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy.
"I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like 'I like meat.' Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw"
Ed O'Neill, Actor
Small: Were basically after Joes beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him i
"We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be"
Jerry Pournelle, Journalist
Small: Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs
Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs"
Dwight D. Eisenhower, President
Small: Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countri
Edmund Burke
"Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations - wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco"
Edmund Burke, Statesman
Small: Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way t
Dave Barry
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer"
Dave Barry, Author
Small: I do like beer, but lately Ive started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I dont get t
Mike Ditka
"I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also"
Mike Ditka, Coach
Small: They who drink beer will think beer
"They who drink beer will think beer"
Washington Irving, Writer
Small: I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco
Babe Ruth
"I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco"
Babe Ruth, Athlete
Small: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
Kinky Friedman, Musician
Small: God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer
Anne Sexton
"God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer"
Anne Sexton, Poet
Small: I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy
Emo Philips
"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy"
Emo Philips, Comedian
Small: Since the outbreak of war, there has been in our country a steady increase in the consumption of spirits, wine
"Since the outbreak of war, there has been in our country a steady increase in the consumption of spirits, wine and beer. It is estimated that in dollar volume, the annual outlay is now practically double what it was before the war"
William Lyon Mackenzie King, Politician
Small: As far as my street cred goes, Ill always have that, because I always hang with the kids. Ill jump right off t
"As far as my street cred goes, I'll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I'll jump right off the stage and buy them a beer. I'll be a star on stage, but I'll always hang with the kids"
Kid Rock, Musician
Small: People care about my personal life. But really Im dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, s
"People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit in my house in a t-shirt on the weekends and play with my dog!"
Sophia Bush, Actress
Small: I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society.
"I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world"
Bill Lee, Athlete
Small: For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who we
Xenophon
"For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim"
Xenophon, Soldier
Small: It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less th
"It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching each other. But they started with that"
Gisele Bundchen, Model
Small: My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because the
"My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer"
Mike Myers, Comedian
Small: Ive only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror
"I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror"
Sid Vicious, Musician
Small: There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many o
"There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV"
Rick Moranis, Actor
Small: The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have th
Jay Leno
"The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most"
Jay Leno, Comedian
Small: Im an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or
Johnny Depp
"I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something"
Johnny Depp, Actor
Small: Im just worried that theres enough beer on the bus. Thats the top priority at all times
Zakk Wylde
"I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times"
Zakk Wylde, Musician
Small: I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldnt pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash
"I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money"
Fred Ward, Actor
Small: I have respect for beer
"I have respect for beer"
Russell Crowe, Actor
Small: On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest
Zakk Wylde
"On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest"
Zakk Wylde, Musician
Small: Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can
Zakk Wylde
"Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you're going to pay me for this!"
Zakk Wylde, Musician
Small: Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer
"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer"
Henry Lawson, Writer
Small: In a family business, you grow up with close contact to the business, whatever it is, and the beer business is
"In a family business, you grow up with close contact to the business, whatever it is, and the beer business is certainly a very social type of business"
Carlos Alvarez
Small: Im more of a guys girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I dont bicker or sit down and do my nails.
"I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails. But I have two sisters and a mother, and we're Latin, so we gossip"
Zoe Saldana, Actor
Small: In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each
"In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls"
Ed O'Neill, Actor
Small: Banks beer. Theres nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice
Ronald Biggs
"Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice"
Ronald Biggs, Celebrity
Small: I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art
"I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach"
Rebecca Miller, Director
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