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Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. Im telling you this guy has mor
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"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton"

- David Letterman

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In this quote, David Letterman is making a joke about Senator John Kerry's changing stance on the issue of gay marriage. He is implying that Kerry is indecisive and constantly altering his opinions, comparing him to socialite Paris Hilton who is known for her regular changes in relationships and public image. By using humor, Letterman is criticizing Kerry's disparity and suggesting that he can not be trusted to stick to his beliefs. This quote likewise highlights the questionable and developing nature of the argument surrounding gay marriage, as even politicians like Kerry can alter their views on the matter.

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David Letterman This quote is written / told by David Letterman somewhere between April 12, 1947 and today. He was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 33 other quotes.

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