Dating Quotes

"Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend"

"I don't know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest - it doesn't exist"

"What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine"

"It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating"

"I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend"

"I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde"

"A relationship requires a lot of work and commitment"