Dating Quotes

DatingLove and also dating are universal experiences that have inspired numerous words of wisdom over the centuries. From ancient theorists to contemporary celebrities, everybody has something to claim regarding issues of the heart. Right here are a few of the most insightful, funny, and also thought-provoking dating quotes from throughout the ages.
Small: I dont understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if Im interested in someone, and I dont wan
Britney Spears
"I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person"
Britney Spears, Musician
Small: I dont know the first real thing about the dating game. I dont know how to talk to a specific person and conne
"I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general"
Jason Schwartzman, Actor
Small: I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends
Orlando Bloom
"I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends"
Orlando Bloom, Actor
Small: I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy Im attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and na
Megan Fox
"I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange"
Megan Fox, Actress
Small: In a relationship you have to open yourself up
"In a relationship you have to open yourself up"
Neil LaBute, Director
Small: Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things
Keanu Reeves
"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things"
Keanu Reeves, Actor
Small: Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend
Jack Nicholson
"There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend"
Jack Nicholson, Actor
Small: My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to
Rita Rudner
"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to"
Rita Rudner, Comedian
Small: Im dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it
"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it"
Garry Shandling, Comedian
Small: Which is, Im an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I t
"Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship"
Garry Shandling, Comedian
Small: It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and i
Søren Kierkegaard
"It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important"
Søren Kierkegaard, Philosopher
Small: I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that
Mitch Hedberg
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that"
Mitch Hedberg, Comedian
Small: Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesnt rain
Mae West
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain"
Mae West, Actress
Small: I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus
Daphne Zuniga
"I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus"
Daphne Zuniga, Actress
Small: I didnt have a financial need, and I wasnt very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we thin
"I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment"
Candice Bergen, Actress
Small: I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good
Spalding Gray
"I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to"
Spalding Gray, Actor
Small: It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going
James Levine
"It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going"
James Levine, Musician
Small: I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didnt have girlfriends, and really I wasn
"I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy"
Charles Kuralt, Journalist
Small: I think more dating stuff is scheduling. Its needing people who understand your work schedule
"I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule"
Jennifer Love Hewitt, Actress
Small: I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life
Daphne Zuniga
"I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life"
Daphne Zuniga, Actress
Small: Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didnt care about anything but boyfriends
Madonna Ciccone
"Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didn't care about anything but boyfriends"
Madonna Ciccone, Entertainer
Small: Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you dont love
Jack Nicholson
"Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love"
Jack Nicholson, Actor
Small: However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them
"However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them"
Francesca Annis, Actress
Small: I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell
Kelly Osbourne
"I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'"
Kelly Osbourne, Actress
Small: We are constantly protecting the male ego, and its a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intell
Betty Dodson
"We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend"
Betty Dodson, Educator
Small: I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to
"I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her"
Matthew Perry, Actor
Small: Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good song
"Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs"
Marianne Faithfull, Musician
Small: Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was n
"Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them"
Mark Hoppus, Musician
Small: I cant even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked
"I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked"
Gilbert Gottfried, Comedian
Small: Appearance is something you should definitely consider when youre going out. Have your girlfriend clip your na
Usher Raymond
"Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that"
Usher Raymond, Musician
Small: Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a
"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla"
Jim Bishop, Journalist
Small: Im 31 now. I think Im beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means
"I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means"
Adam Sandler, Actor
Small: Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made b
"Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That's the exception to the rule"
Minnie Driver, Actress
Small: My boyfriend calls me princess, but I think of myself more along the lines of monkey and retard
"My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'"
Alicia Silverstone, Actress
Small: At this years Open, Ill have five boyfriends
Anna Kournikova
"At this year's Open, I'll have five boyfriends"
Anna Kournikova, Athlete
Small: Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too
Vanessa Hudgens
"Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too"
Vanessa Hudgens, Actress
Small: Assumptions are the termites of relationships
"Assumptions are the termites of relationships"
Henry Winkler, Actor
Small: Its weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends
"It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends"
Carrot Top, Comedian
Small: I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And
Anna Kournikova
"I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all"
Anna Kournikova, Athlete
Small: I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers Id be really happy. But without the brother thing
"I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy. But without the brother thing"
Patricia Velasquez, Actress
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