Famous Dating Quotes

"I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person"

Britney Spears, Musician

"My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'"

Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend"

Jack Nicholson, Actor

"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things"

Keanu Reeves, Actor

"In a relationship you have to open yourself up"

Neil LaBute, Director

"I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general"

Jason Schwartzman, Actor

"I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends"

Orlando Bloom, Actor

"I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange"

Megan Fox, Actress

"Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too"

Vanessa Hudgens, Actress

"I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means"

Adam Sandler, Actor

"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain"

Mae West, Actress

"Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love"

Jack Nicholson, Actor

"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that"

Mitch Hedberg, Comedian

"It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important"

Søren Kierkegaard, Philosopher

"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it"

Garry Shandling, Comedian

"Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship"

Garry Shandling, Comedian

"Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didn't care about anything but boyfriends"

Madonna Ciccone, Entertainer

"I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment"

Candice Bergen, Actress

"I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to"

Spalding Gray, Actor

"I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy"

Charles Kuralt, Journalist

"It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going"

James Levine, Musician

"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to"

Rita Rudner, Comedian

"I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule"

Jennifer Love Hewitt, Actress

"At this year's Open, I'll have five boyfriends"

Anna Kournikova, Athlete

"I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all"

Anna Kournikova, Athlete

"I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus"

Daphne Zuniga, Actress

"We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend"

Betty Dodson, Educator

"Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs"

Marianne Faithfull, Musician

"I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life"

Daphne Zuniga, Actress

"However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them"

Francesca Annis, Actress

"I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'"

Kelly Osbourne, Actress

"I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her"

Matthew Perry, Actor

"Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them"

Mark Hoppus, Musician

"I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked"

Gilbert Gottfried, Comedian

"Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that"

Usher Raymond, Musician

"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla"

Jim Bishop, Journalist

"Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That's the exception to the rule"

Minnie Driver, Actress

"Assumptions are the termites of relationships"

Henry Winkler, Actor

"It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends"

Carrot Top, Comedian

"I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy. But without the brother thing"

Patricia Velasquez, Actress

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