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Facts about Colin Mochrie

Occup.Actor
FromScotland
BornNovember 30, 1957
Age66 years

Summary

Colin Mochrie is a famous Actor from Scotland, he is 66 years old and still alive, born November 30, 1957.

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He is born under the zodiac sagittarius, who is known for Philosophical, Motion, Experimentation, Optimism. Our collection contains 30 quotes who is written / told by Colin.
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30 Famous quotes by Colin Mochrie

Small: You know, in the 1970s, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band.
"You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school"
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Small: Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
"Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?"
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Small: To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And thats why I just make up crap
"To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap"
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Small: Theres many times this year Ive sat back and thought, Im making a living from making things up. Its the
"There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky"
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Small: There are so many things Id like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over
"There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting"
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Small: My god! Its a hamster with explosives taped around its waist!
"My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!"
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Small: I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money
"I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money"
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Small: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the othe
"Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!"
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Small: My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no
"My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever"
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Small: The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who
"The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs"
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Small: Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?
"Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?"
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Small: Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!
"Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!"
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Small: Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries
"Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries"
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Small: I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didnt really sing a lot!
"I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!"
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Small: And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie
"And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie"
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Small: When Im on stage, its a little world Ive created where Im sort of the thing, so I have total control ov
"When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage"
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Small: Well be back to our nature documentary, Baggy the Anorexic Elephant in just a second
"We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second"
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Small: We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... Well do whatever it takes
"We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes"
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Small: We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out
"We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out"
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Small: Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges.
"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises"
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Small: Many people think its in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. Were going cr
"Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy"
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Small: I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned
"I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned"
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Small: The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst
"The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge"
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Small: Im handsome, no ands, buts or ifs
"I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs"
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Small: Im a traveling practical joker. Thats my line of work
"I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work"
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Small: I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to
"I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine"
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Small: Give me liberty or a bran muffin!
"Give me liberty or a bran muffin!"
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Small: This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3
"This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3"
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Small: Onstage I do all the stuff Id never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or frea
"Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had"
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Small: As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always ma
"As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers"
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