Facts about Roseanne Barr

Occup.Actress
FromUSA
BornNovember 3, 1952
Age71 years

Summary

Roseanne Barr is a famous Actress from USA, she is 71 years old and still alive, born November 3, 1952.

Zodiac:
She is born under the zodiac scorpio, who is known for Transient, Self-Willed, Purposeful, Unyielding. Our collection contains 17 quotes who is written / told by Roseanne, under the main topics: Parenting - Anger.

Related authors: Phyllis Diller (Comedian), Glenn Quinn (Actor), Sara Gilbert (Actress)

Filmography:

17 Famous quotes by Roseanne Barr

Small: A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him.
"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego"
Small: Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself
"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself"
Small: Its okay to be fat. So youre fat. Just be fat and shut up about it
"It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it"
Small: I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job
"I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job"
Small: Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festiv
"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
Small: Theres a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but theres a hell of a lot more to being a moth
"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect"
Small: The quickest way to a mans heart is through his chest
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest"
Small: I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worsh
"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life"
Small: My husband and I didnt sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact
"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact"
Small: I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, Ive done my job
"I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job"
Small: My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emph
"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel"
Small: Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, t
"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with"
Small: I was completely nuts for most of my life
"I was completely nuts for most of my life"
Small: I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... thats why I dont like any of them
"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them"
Small: The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it
"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it"
Small: Excuse the mess but we live here
"Excuse the mess but we live here"
Small: As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey,
"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job"