Facts about Alan King

Occup.Comedian
FromUSA
BornDecember 26, 1927
DiedMay 9, 2004
Aged76 years

Summary

Alan King was a famous Comedian from USA, who lived between December 26, 1927 and May 9, 2004. He/she became 76 years old.

Our collection contains 4 quotes who is written / told by Alan, under the main topics: Money - Marriage.

4 Famous quotes by Alan King

Small: You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet
"You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet"
Small: Marriage is natures way of keeping us from fighting with strangers
"Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers"
Small: If you want to read about love and marriage, youve got to buy two separate books
"If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books"
Small: Banks have a new image. Now you have a friend, your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how
"Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?"