Marriage Quotes

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Small: A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband
Michel de Montaigne
"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband"
Michel de Montaigne, Philosopher
Small: Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
Groucho Marx, Comedian
Small: A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person
Mignon McLaughlin
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person"
Mignon McLaughlin, Journalist
Small: If I love you, what business is it of yours?
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
"If I love you, what business is it of yours?"
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe, Writer
Small: Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think shes a householder
Thornton Wilder
"Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder"
Thornton Wilder, Writer
Small: For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband nume
Erma Bombeck
"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward"
Erma Bombeck, Journalist
Small: All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner
"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner"
Red Skelton, Comedian
Small: Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didnt theyd be married too
H. L. Mencken
"Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too"
H. L. Mencken, Writer
Small: There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anythin
Oscar Wilde
"There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about"
Oscar Wilde, Dramatist
Small: What is uttered from the heart alone, Will win the hearts of others to your own
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
"What is uttered from the heart alone, Will win the hearts of others to your own"
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe, Writer
Small: Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles
Henry Ward Beecher
"Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles"
Henry Ward Beecher, Clergyman
Small: Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats
Woody Allen
"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats"
Woody Allen, Director
Small: Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activi
"Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage"
Sydney J. Harris, Journalist
Small: Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making
Ambrose Bierce
"Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two"
Ambrose Bierce, Journalist
Small: Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage
Ambrose Bierce
"Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage"
Ambrose Bierce, Journalist
Small: A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesnt want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thi
W. Somerset Maugham
"A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing"
W. Somerset Maugham, Playwright
Small: If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love
Michel de Montaigne
"If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love"
Michel de Montaigne, Philosopher
Small: Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives
Samuel Johnson
"Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives"
Samuel Johnson, Author
Small: Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make lov
Marilyn Monroe
"Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him"
Marilyn Monroe, Actress
Small: Plant and your spouse plants with you weed and you weed alone
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
"Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone"
Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Philosopher
Small: Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God cant help but smile on it
Josh Billings
"Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it"
Josh Billings, Comedian
Small: One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it kee
Judith Viorst
"One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again"
Judith Viorst, Author
Small: If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, y
Mignon McLaughlin
"If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping"
Mignon McLaughlin, Journalist
Small: But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?
Mary Astell
"But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?"
Mary Astell, Writer
Small: A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it
"A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it"
John Steinbeck, Author
Small: Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directio
Sydney Smith
"Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them"
Sydney Smith, Clergyman
Small: Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences
"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences"
Isadora Duncan, Dancer
Small: There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife,
Homer
"There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends"
Homer, Poet
Small: Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit
Katharine Hepburn
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then"
Katharine Hepburn, Actress
Small: If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married
Katharine Hepburn
"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married"
Katharine Hepburn, Actress
Small: Marriage: A word which should be pronounced mirage
Herbert Spencer
"Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage""
Herbert Spencer, Philosopher
Small: Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman
"Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman"
Joseph Joubert, Writer
Small: Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands
"Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands"
Jean Giraudoux, Dramatist
Small: A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted
Helen Rowland
"A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted"
Helen Rowland, Journalist
Small: Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face
"She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face"
Henny Youngman, Comedian
Small: In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued
Helen Rowland
"In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued"
Helen Rowland, Journalist
Small: Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means"
Henny Youngman, Comedian
Small: Getting divorced just because you dont love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do
"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do"
Zsa Zsa Gabor, Actress
Small: A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then hes finished
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished"
Zsa Zsa Gabor, Actress
Small: Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive
"Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive"
Antisthenes, Philosopher
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