Facts about Dave Attell

Occup.	Comedian
From	USA
Born	January 18, 1965
Age	60 years

Summary

Dave Attell is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 60 years old and still alive, born January 18, 1965.

Zodiac:

He/she is born under the zodiac capricorn, who is known for Determination, Dominance, Perservering, Practical, Willful. Our collection contains 4 quotes who is written / told by Dave.

Related authors: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian)

4 Famous quotes by Dave Attell

"Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick"

Dave Attell

"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin"

Dave Attell

"You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike"

Dave Attell

"Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!"

Dave Attell