Facts about Dave Attell

Occup.Comedian
FromUSA
BornJanuary 18, 1965
Age59 years

Summary

Dave Attell is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 59 years old and still alive, born January 18, 1965.

Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac capricorn, who is known for Determination, Dominance, Perservering, Practical, Willful. Our collection contains 4 quotes who is written / told by Dave.

Related authors: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian)

4 Famous quotes by Dave Attell

Small: Doesnt matter what you say or do people can always find a way to call you a dick
"Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick"
Small: Whats the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do
"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin"
Small: You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when theyre both on fire - theyre e
"You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike"
Small: Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people the cops. But you know, so
"Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!"