Gilbert Gottfried is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 69 years old and still alive, born February 28, 1955.
Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac pisces, who is known for Fluctuation, Depth, Imagination, Reactive, Indecisive.
Our collection contains 9 quotes who is written / told by Gilbert, under the main topic Dating.
9 Famous quotes by Gilbert Gottfried
"I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked"
"I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl"
"The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever"
"I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time"
"Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp"
"Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out"
"If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house"
"Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts"
"No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism"
