Jenny Eclair is a famous Comedian from Malaysia, he/she is 64 years old and still alive, born March 16, 1960.
Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac pisces, who is known for Fluctuation, Depth, Imagination, Reactive, Indecisive.
Our collection contains 15 quotes who is written / told by Jenny.
15 Famous quotes by Jenny Eclair
"I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards"
"I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at"
"I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet"
"I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age"
"I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere"
"I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager"
"I am best viewed from a distance"
"As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking"
"There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo"
"I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise"
"I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation"
"I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid"
"I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect"
"I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content"
"After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga"
