Ron White is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 67 years old and still alive, born December 18, 1956.
Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac sagittarius, who is known for Philosophical, Motion, Experimentation, Optimism.
Our collection contains 20 quotes who is written / told by Ron.
20 Famous quotes by Ron White
"You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered"
"You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out"
"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong"
"There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years"
"The next time you have a thought... let it go"
"The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off"
"People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic"
"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane"
"My goal is just to become a better comedian"
"I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine"
"I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em"
"I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part"
"I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers"
"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability"
"I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling"
"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow"
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party"
"Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!"
"But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever"
"Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin"
