Facts about Ron White

Occup.	Comedian
From	USA
Born	December 18, 1956
Age	68 years

Summary

Ron White is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 68 years old and still alive, born December 18, 1956.

Zodiac:

He/she is born under the zodiac sagittarius, who is known for Philosophical, Motion, Experimentation, Optimism. Our collection contains 20 quotes who is written / told by Ron.

20 Famous quotes by Ron White

"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability"

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"I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em"

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"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong"

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"There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years"

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"The next time you have a thought... let it go"

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"The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off"

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"People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic"

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"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane"

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"My goal is just to become a better comedian"

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"I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine"

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"I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part"

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"I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers"

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"You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered"

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"You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out"

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"I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling"

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"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow"

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"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party"

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"Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!"

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"But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever"

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"Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin"

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