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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on

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"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong"

- Ron White

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This quote is written / told by Ron White somewhere between December 18, 1956 and today. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 19 other quotes.

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