Facts about Spike Milligan

Occup.	Comedian
From	Ireland
Born	April 16, 1918
Died	February 27, 2002
Aged	83 years

Summary

Spike Milligan was a famous Comedian from Ireland, who lived between April 16, 1918 and February 27, 2002. He/she became 83 years old.

Our collection contains 20 quotes who is written / told by Spike, under the main topics: Funny - Money - Health.

20 Famous quotes by Spike Milligan

"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order"

"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery"

"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it"

"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"

"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected"

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy"

"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree"

"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge"

"I can speak Esperanto like a native"

"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven"

"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string"

"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion"

"It's all in the mind, you know"

"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't"

"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic"

"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy"

"I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens"

"I'm a hero with coward's legs"

"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine"

"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke"