Facts about Spike Milligan

Occup.Comedian
FromIreland
BornApril 16, 1918
DiedFebruary 27, 2002
Aged83 years

Summary

Spike Milligan was a famous Comedian from Ireland, who lived between April 16, 1918 and February 27, 2002. He/she became 83 years old.

Our collection contains 20 quotes who is written / told by Spike, under the main topics: Money - Funny - Health.

20 Famous quotes by Spike Milligan

Small: Money cant buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery
"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery"
Small: I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it
"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it"
Small: I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge"
Small: I can speak Esperanto like a native
"I can speak Esperanto like a native"
Small: How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven"
Small: For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of stri
"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string"
Small: Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion
"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion"
Small: Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"
Small: And God said, Let there be light and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to w
"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected"
Small: All I ask is the chance to prove that money cant make me happy
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy"
Small: A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree"
Small: Its all in the mind, you know
"It's all in the mind, you know"
Small: It was a perfect marriage. She didnt want to and he couldnt
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't"
Small: Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, its all in perfect working order
"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order"
Small: Im not afraid of dying I just dont want to be there when it happens
"I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens"
Small: Im a hero with cowards legs
"I'm a hero with coward's legs"
Small: I thought Id begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads a
"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine"
Small: I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombes singing until somebody told me that it wasnt a joke
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke"
Small: My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic
"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic"
Small: Money couldnt buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy
"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy"