Tim Allen is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 71 years old and still alive, born June 13, 1953.
Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac gemini, who is known for Communication, Indecision, Inquisitive, Intelligent, Changeable.
Our collection contains 9 quotes who is written / told by Tim.
"Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom"
"Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me"
"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance"
"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison"
"Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon"
"Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive"
"While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously"
"Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything"
"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded"
