Quotes by American authors

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Small: There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of th
Will Rogers
"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves"
Will Rogers, Actor
Small: The object of most prayers is to wangle an advance on good intentions
Robert Brault
"The object of most prayers is to wangle an advance on good intentions"
Robert Brault, Philosopher
Small: Its not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts
Will Rogers
"It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts"
Will Rogers, Actor
Small: Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far
Will Rogers
"Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far"
Will Rogers, Actor
Small: Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save
Will Rogers
"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save"
Will Rogers, Actor
Small: I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimers disease where they slowly began to recover o
George Carlin
"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories"
George Carlin, Comedian
Small: Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity
George Carlin
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"
George Carlin, Comedian
Small: Atheism is a non-prophet organization
George Carlin
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"
George Carlin, Comedian
Small: Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it
Will Rogers
"Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it"
Will Rogers, Actor
Small: Dont gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don
Will Rogers
"Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it"
Will Rogers, Actor
Small: If you cant beat them, arrange to have them beaten
George Carlin
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten"
George Carlin, Comedian
Small: A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you
Will Rogers
"A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you"
Will Rogers, Actor
Small: A fool and his money are soon elected
Will Rogers
"A fool and his money are soon elected"
Will Rogers, Actor
Small: We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible
Vince Lombardi
"We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible"
Vince Lombardi, Coach
Small: The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or
Vince Lombardi
"The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand"
Vince Lombardi, Coach
Small: Some of us will do our jobs well and some will not, but we will be judged by only one thing-the result
Vince Lombardi
"Some of us will do our jobs well and some will not, but we will be judged by only one thing-the result"
Vince Lombardi, Coach
Small: Show me a good loser, and Ill show you a loser
Vince Lombardi
"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser"
Vince Lombardi, Coach
Small: Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit
Vince Lombardi
"Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit"
Vince Lombardi, Coach
Small: Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a ci
Vince Lombardi
"Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work"
Vince Lombardi, Coach
Small: Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect fo
Vince Lombardi
"Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority"
Vince Lombardi, Coach
Small: Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is
Vince Lombardi
"Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is"
Vince Lombardi, Coach
Small: Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing
Vince Lombardi
"Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing"
Vince Lombardi, Coach
Small: The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but
Vince Lombardi
"The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will"
Vince Lombardi, Coach
Small: The achievements of an organization are the results of the combined effort of each individual
Vince Lombardi
"The achievements of an organization are the results of the combined effort of each individual"
Vince Lombardi, Coach
Small: Most of modern rock and roll is a product of guilt
"Most of modern rock and roll is a product of guilt"
Don Van Vliet, Artist
Small: I dont think artists are made, I think theyre born
"I don't think artists are made, I think they're born"
Don Van Vliet, Artist
Small: In the case of the armies at Fredericksburg it would have been, to say the least, very hazardous to give count
"In the case of the armies at Fredericksburg it would have been, to say the least, very hazardous to give counter-attack, the Federal position being about as strong as ours from which we had driven them back"
James Longstreet, Soldier
Small: The town caught fire in several places, shells crashed and burst, and solid shot rained like hail
"The town caught fire in several places, shells crashed and burst, and solid shot rained like hail"
James Longstreet, Soldier
Small: With my voice and my band, I can do anything
"With my voice and my band, I can do anything"
Don Van Vliet, Artist
Small: James Brown is important because he decorates the clock correctly and hes good with lower mathematics. Dont ge
"James Brown is important because he decorates the clock correctly and he's good with lower mathematics. Don't get me wrong - he's good"
Don Van Vliet, Artist
Small: Im a big fan of huge populations of people, so youd think with 300 million people in the country, you dont eve
"I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful"
Penn Jillette, Entertainer
Small: Whereas you have someone like Houdini, who works really, really hard to get really, really famous, and then ha
"Whereas you have someone like Houdini, who works really, really hard to get really, really famous, and then has actual intellectual ideas that he puts into the culture that stay there"
Penn Jillette, Entertainer
Small: The medium is not the message - the message is the message
"The medium is not the message - the message is the message"
Penn Jillette, Entertainer
Small: But its much more exciting to make Die Hard. One of the reasons that I think that movie is so successful is it
"But it's much more exciting to make Die Hard. One of the reasons that I think that movie is so successful is it deals with those very important blue-collar relationship themes. But it's more visually beautiful to show things blowing up. It just gives you more on the screen"
Penn Jillette, Entertainer
Small: Ive never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life
"I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life"
Penn Jillette, Entertainer
Small: Janet Reno, during her confirmation hearings, said she would come down harder on porno, and lately shes talked
"Janet Reno, during her confirmation hearings, said she would come down harder on porno, and lately she's talked about how violence on television has an effect on violence in the real world"
Penn Jillette, Entertainer
Small: Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing - actually more real, no kidding around, Phila
"Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing - actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did Renaissance Festivals"
Penn Jillette, Entertainer
Small: There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his
Helen Keller
"There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his"
Helen Keller, Author
Small: Once I knew only darkness and stillness... my life was without past or future... but a little word from the fi
Helen Keller
"Once I knew only darkness and stillness... my life was without past or future... but a little word from the fingers of another fell into my hand that clutched at emptiness, and my heart leaped to the rapture of living"
Helen Keller, Author
Small: No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new doorway
Helen Keller
"No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit"
Helen Keller, Author
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