Small: We must come to the point where we realize the concept of race is a false one. There is only one race, the hum
"We must come to the point where we realize the concept of race is a false one. There is only one race, the human race"
Dan Aykroyd, Comedian
Small: Theres huge, massive mother ships going up to the Yukon. Theyve been filmed and are on video
"There's huge, massive mother ships going up to the Yukon. They've been filmed and are on video"
Dan Aykroyd, Comedian
Small: I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. Im from the Peter Sellers sch
"I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. I'm from the Peter Sellers school of trying to prepare for the character"
Dan Aykroyd, Comedian
Small: I live in a high rise with my family part of the year in New York and I dont know three quarters of the people
"I live in a high rise with my family part of the year in New York and I don't know three quarters of the people in the building. We live in the same square-footage and I wouldn't know who they were"
Dan Aykroyd, Comedian
Small: You dont go dancing in the day. You dont go golfing in the night
"You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night"
Mark McKinney, Comedian
Small: What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
"What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!"
Mark McKinney, Comedian
Small: Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I c
"Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!"
Mark McKinney, Comedian
Small: Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love
"Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love"
Mark McKinney, Comedian
Small: The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy
"The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy"
Mark McKinney, Comedian
Small: Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. Hes the most talented one anyway
"Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway"
Mark McKinney, Comedian
Small: Im nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you
"I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you"
Mark McKinney, Comedian
Small: Im a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
"I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?"
Mark McKinney, Comedian
Small: And now they are getting married, and Im still single! Whats wrong with me?
"And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?"
Mark McKinney, Comedian
Small: I love playing strange characters. Some people might say it has something to do with a hidden part of myself,
Catherine O'Hara
"I love playing strange characters. Some people might say it has something to do with a hidden part of myself, but I think it's because I'm intrigued by them"
Catherine O'Hara, Actress
Small: I think funny and talent is attractive. I really do
Catherine O'Hara
"I think funny and talent is attractive. I really do"
Catherine O'Hara, Actress
Small: Im drawn to people who are eccentric or who have a slightly different way of looking at the world
Catherine O'Hara
"I'm drawn to people who are eccentric or who have a slightly different way of looking at the world"
Catherine O'Hara, Actress
Small: Im not going to worry about anything that is beyond my control
Catherine O'Hara
"I'm not going to worry about anything that is beyond my control"
Catherine O'Hara, Actress
Small: I love improv. I love just being in the moment
Catherine O'Hara
"I love improv. I love just being in the moment"
Catherine O'Hara, Actress
Small: Im always looking for something to do. I enjoy life, and I enjoy trying new things. I enjoy the work I do, so
Catherine O'Hara
"I'm always looking for something to do. I enjoy life, and I enjoy trying new things. I enjoy the work I do, so it's not tiring to me"
Catherine O'Hara, Actress
Small: I would rather have a root canal on a Friday afternoon than have a Twitter account
Catherine O'Hara
"I would rather have a root canal on a Friday afternoon than have a Twitter account"
Catherine O'Hara, Actress
Small: Make sure you love what you do or it will eat you alive
"Make sure you love what you do or it will eat you alive"
Alannah Myles, Musician
Small: I also dance to music that makes me feel sexy in front of a mirror
"I also dance to music that makes me feel sexy in front of a mirror"
Alannah Myles, Musician
Small: I think Im a good Canadian, but Im not the greatest Canadian
"I think I'm a good Canadian, but I'm not the greatest Canadian"
Donald Stewart Cherry, Journalist
Small: Its a story of little girls who are pressed into working in sweat shops in games, who spend all day doing repe
"It's a story of little girls who are pressed into working in sweat shops in games, who spend all day doing repetitive grinding tasks like making shirts, which are then converted into gold and sold on eBay"
Cory Doctorow, Journalist
Small: Through the years, I have so many wonderful memories of playing with the Red Wings: winning four Stanley Cups,
"Through the years, I have so many wonderful memories of playing with the Red Wings: winning four Stanley Cups, scoring big goals, going into battle every night side by side with my teammates, playing with every ounce of effort I could muster"
Ted Lindsay, Athlete
Small: They thought we were going to hurt the game, but we just wanted to help ourselves, because the players needed
"They thought we were going to hurt the game, but we just wanted to help ourselves, because the players needed to get together to protect their interests"
Ted Lindsay, Athlete
Small: The owners and managers were too stupid to realize we had brains
"The owners and managers were too stupid to realize we had brains"
Ted Lindsay, Athlete
Small: My penalty for rocking the boat was being traded
"My penalty for rocking the boat was being traded"
Ted Lindsay, Athlete
Small: We have to be focused on growing the party and getting young people to see us as a viable option
"We have to be focused on growing the party and getting young people to see us as a viable option"
Peter MacKay, Politician
Small: Were trying to set up a movie for me in the near future. Its going to be similar to the story of how I got dis
Justin Bieber
"We're trying to set up a movie for me in the near future. It's going to be similar to the story of how I got discovered. Kinda like my own version of '8 Mile.'"
Justin Bieber, Musician
Small: I think older people can appreciate my music because I really show my heart when I sing, and its not corny.
Justin Bieber
"I think older people can appreciate my music because I really show my heart when I sing, and it's not corny. I think I can grow as an artist, and my fans will grow with me"
Justin Bieber, Musician
Small: Love is the terrible secret people are suspected of unless theyre married, then one always suspects they dont
"Love is the terrible secret people are suspected of unless they're married, then one always suspects they don't"
Jane Rule, Author
Small: The supply-side effect of a restrictive monetary policy is likely to be perverse, in that high interest rates
"The supply-side effect of a restrictive monetary policy is likely to be perverse, in that high interest rates enter into costs and thus exert inflationary pressure"
William Vickrey, Educator
Small: The great increase in longevity has produced a surge in the desire to accumulate assets for retirement.
"The great increase in longevity has produced a surge in the desire to accumulate assets for retirement. It has outpaced the ability of the private sector to produce assets, so we need a larger government debt"
William Vickrey, Educator
Small: Deficits do not in themselves produce inflation, nor does a balanced budget assure a stable price level
"Deficits do not in themselves produce inflation, nor does a balanced budget assure a stable price level"
William Vickrey, Educator
Small: You know, I left the country when Reagan got in I went to France. And when George Bush Jr. got in, my instinct
"You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. And when George Bush Jr. got in, my instincts told me it was time to go - I'd felt that we had grown above that, you know?"
Tommy Chong, Actor
Small: Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call
"Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call"
Tommy Chong, Actor
Small: The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy
"The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy"
Tommy Chong, Actor
Small: Im as clean as a whistle
"I'm as clean as a whistle"
Tommy Chong, Actor
Small: War is what happens when language fails
"War is what happens when language fails"
Margaret Atwood, Novelist
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