Small: When Im on stage, its a little world Ive created where Im sort of the thing, so I have total control over ever
"When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage"
Colin Mochrie, Actor
Small: Well be back to our nature documentary, Baggy the Anorexic Elephant in just a second
"We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second"
Colin Mochrie, Actor
Small: We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... Well do whatever it takes
"We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes"
Colin Mochrie, Actor
Small: We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out
"We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out"
Colin Mochrie, Actor
Small: Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly
"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises"
Colin Mochrie, Actor
Small: Many people think its in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. Were going crazy
"Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy"
Colin Mochrie, Actor
Small: I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned
"I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned"
Colin Mochrie, Actor
Small: Louis Armstrong playing trumpet on the Judgment Day
"Louis Armstrong playing trumpet on the Judgment Day"
Al Stewart, Musician
Small: The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for re
"The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge"
Colin Mochrie, Actor
Small: Im handsome, no ands, buts or ifs
"I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs"
Colin Mochrie, Actor
Small: Im a traveling practical joker. Thats my line of work
"I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work"
Colin Mochrie, Actor
Small: I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to enterta
"I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine"
Colin Mochrie, Actor
Small: Give me liberty or a bran muffin!
"Give me liberty or a bran muffin!"
Colin Mochrie, Actor
Small: When youre that successful, things have a momentum, and at a certain point you cant really tell whether you ha
"When you're that successful, things have a momentum, and at a certain point you can't really tell whether you have created the momentum or it's creating you"
Annie Lennox, Musician
Small: I would say that although my music may be or may have been part of the cultural background fabric of the gay c
"I would say that although my music may be or may have been part of the cultural background fabric of the gay community, I consider myself an outsider who belongs everywhere and nowhere... Being a human being is what truly counts. That's where you'll find me"
Annie Lennox, Musician
Small: The movie business is very much like that: people in authority making purely emotional decisions instead of in
"The movie business is very much like that: people in authority making purely emotional decisions instead of interesting rational ones"
Bill Forsyth, Director
Small: Im not fond of any of my films in an intimate way, but Gregorys Girl would be number 4 on my list
"I'm not fond of any of my films in an intimate way, but Gregory's Girl would be number 4 on my list"
Bill Forsyth, Director
Small: Id made these experimental films but I thought the major chore of a filmmaker was to relate to actors
"I'd made these experimental films but I thought the major chore of a filmmaker was to relate to actors"
Bill Forsyth, Director
Small: This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3
"This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3"
Colin Mochrie, Actor
Small: Onstage I do all the stuff Id never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking ou
"Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had"
Colin Mochrie, Actor
Small: As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me l
"As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers"
Colin Mochrie, Actor
Small: Im not a born writer, and I dont enjoy writing
"I'm not a born writer, and I don't enjoy writing"
Alistair Maclean, Novelist
Small: Over the years, I was never really driven to become a solo artist, but I was curious to find out who I was as
"Over the years, I was never really driven to become a solo artist, but I was curious to find out who I was as an individual creative person. It's taken some time, but now I feel I've truly paid my dues. I guess I'm at a point now where I'm more comfortable in my own skin"
Annie Lennox, Musician
Small: I want to branch out. I want to write. I write poetry. I want to see my children grow up well
"I want to branch out. I want to write. I write poetry. I want to see my children grow up well"
Annie Lennox, Musician
Small: I didnt think Comfort and Joy was going to be a box-office smash
"I didn't think Comfort and Joy was going to be a box-office smash"
Bill Forsyth, Director
Small: Jimi Hendrix played loud and free, Sergeant Pepper was real to me
"Jimi Hendrix played loud and free, Sergeant Pepper was real to me"
Al Stewart, Musician
Small: I wrote each book in thirty-five days flat - just to get the darned thing finished
"I wrote each book in thirty-five days flat - just to get the darned thing finished"
Alistair Maclean, Novelist
Small: The evening sings in a voice of amber, the dawn is surely coming
"The evening sings in a voice of amber, the dawn is surely coming"
Al Stewart, Musician
Small: The church which ceases to be evangelistic will soon cease to be evangelical
"The church which ceases to be evangelistic will soon cease to be evangelical"
Alexander Duff, Clergyman
Small: The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and th
Billy Connolly
"The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know"
Billy Connolly, Comedian
Small: The great thing about Glasgow is that if theres a nuclear attack itll look exactly the same afterwards
Billy Connolly
"The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards"
Billy Connolly, Comedian
Small: Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesnt try it on
Billy Connolly
"Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on"
Billy Connolly, Comedian
Small: My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo
Billy Connolly
"My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo"
Billy Connolly, Comedian
Small: My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of th
Billy Connolly
"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger"
Billy Connolly, Comedian
Small: Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit
Billy Connolly
"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit"
Billy Connolly, Comedian
Small: It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and hes telling them all differe
Billy Connolly
"It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things"
Billy Connolly, Comedian
Small: If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
Billy Connolly
"If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?"
Billy Connolly, Comedian
Small: Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives
Billy Connolly
"I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives"
Billy Connolly, Comedian
Small: Im a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The worlds a wonderful. I just think that some people are prett
Billy Connolly
"I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little"
Billy Connolly, Comedian
Small: I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as
Billy Connolly
"I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be"
Billy Connolly, Comedian
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