Small: I am itching like hell to play America because I know that if I did the show over there, they would love it
"I am itching like hell to play America because I know that if I did the show over there, they would love it"
Bonnie Tyler, Musician
Small: Theres an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You
"There's an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You"
Ian Hislop, Editor
Small: Ive seen the Pokemon movie, which is probably the worst movie ever made on any subject ever
"I've seen the Pokemon movie, which is probably the worst movie ever made on any subject ever"
Ian Hislop, Editor
Small: They may well say not only is this not true, but I will put in an injunction to prevent publication. No, stori
"They may well say not only is this not true, but I will put in an injunction to prevent publication. No, stories don't go in unless I'm convinced by the people who write them that they're true. And if I'm wrong, then so be it"
Ian Hislop, Editor
Small: All the libel lawyers will tell you theres no libel any more, that everyones given up
"All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up"
Ian Hislop, Editor
Small: The sky lovingly smiles on the earth and her children
"The sky lovingly smiles on the earth and her children"
Henry Morton Stanley, Explorer
Small: No, there are no hard and fast rules about sources, no printed booklet to help journalists through
"No, there are no hard and fast rules about sources, no printed booklet to help journalists through"
Ian Hislop, Editor
Small: Dr. David Livingstone left the Island of Zanzibar in March, 1866
"Dr. David Livingstone left the Island of Zanzibar in March, 1866"
Henry Morton Stanley, Explorer
Small: If Im interested in what Im doing, other people will be interested in it
"If I'm interested in what I'm doing, other people will be interested in it"
John Cale, Musician
Small: Im impatient. I get twitchy. When I get that feeling I just go out and make something happen
"I'm impatient. I get twitchy. When I get that feeling I just go out and make something happen"
John Cale, Musician
Small: Im content with making records, but I dont want to be doing the same thing all the time
"I'm content with making records, but I don't want to be doing the same thing all the time"
John Cale, Musician
Small: I never use the word, its loaded. What love means to me is need
"I never use the word, it's loaded. What love means to me is need"
John Cale, Musician
Small: I like what the future holds. I dont like thinking about the past
"I like what the future holds. I don't like thinking about the past"
John Cale, Musician
Small: The value of having a computer, to me, is that itll remember everything you do. Its a databank
"The value of having a computer, to me, is that it'll remember everything you do. It's a databank"
John Cale, Musician
Small: The Europeans and Americans residing in the town of Zanzibar are either Government officials, independent merc
"The Europeans and Americans residing in the town of Zanzibar are either Government officials, independent merchants, or agents for a few great mercantile houses in Europe and America"
Henry Morton Stanley, Explorer
Small: What I enjoy most about being on stage is that the natural instruments give you a greater freedom with texture
"What I enjoy most about being on stage is that the natural instruments give you a greater freedom with texture. When you use natural instruments they have their own resonance"
John Cale, Musician
Small: We gave up on the idea of trying to make the record a good representation of the live performance
"We gave up on the idea of trying to make the record a good representation of the live performance"
John Cale, Musician
Small: The avant-garde makes more sense to me
"The avant-garde makes more sense to me"
John Cale, Musician
Small: People sort of know me for that solo piano music I did
"People sort of know me for that solo piano music I did"
John Cale, Musician
Small: I missed out on my teenage years. I led a sheltered life. I was practicing scales instead of playing football
"I missed out on my teenage years. I led a sheltered life. I was practicing scales instead of playing football"
John Cale, Musician
Small: Im writing a movie about Mozart going to New York in the 60s. Ive been reading so many novels
"I'm writing a movie about Mozart going to New York in the '60s. I've been reading so many novels"
John Cale, Musician
Small: The only reason we wore sunglasses onstage was because we couldnt stand the sight of the audience
"The only reason we wore sunglasses onstage was because we couldn't stand the sight of the audience"
John Cale, Musician
Small: Time plays a role in almost every decision. And some decisions define your attitude about time
"Time plays a role in almost every decision. And some decisions define your attitude about time"
John Cale, Musician
Small: I want to get lean and mean, keep it minimalist
"I want to get lean and mean, keep it minimalist"
John Cale, Musician
Small: My paranoia never ends, but I havent been paranoid about being spied on my shadowy forces for some time now
"My paranoia never ends, but I haven't been paranoid about being spied on my shadowy forces for some time now"
Jon Ronson, Journalist
Small: I wasnt in any way a kind of soothsayer or not surprised when Sept. 11 happened. I was absolutely shocked
"I wasn't in any way a kind of soothsayer or not surprised when Sept. 11 happened. I was absolutely shocked"
Jon Ronson, Journalist
Small: I did feel like they were telling me that something like that was going to happen. Not specifically - not that
"I did feel like they were telling me that something like that was going to happen. Not specifically - not that planes were going to be flown into the World Trade Center or anything like that - but in the general sense"
Jon Ronson, Journalist
Small: But when I was doing the KKK I had constant nightmares of being exposed as a Jew and lynched by the Klan
"But when I was doing the KKK I had constant nightmares of being exposed as a Jew and lynched by the Klan"
Jon Ronson, Journalist
Small: Without sounding too pretentious, I was sort of a slave to the narrative. When the narrative cracks in, I have
"Without sounding too pretentious, I was sort of a slave to the narrative. When the narrative cracks in, I have to go where it takes me. I had to go to the Bohemian Grove. It was the obvious end to the book"
Jon Ronson, Journalist
Small: You can say anything to David Icke and he will accept it and put it into his ideology
"You can say anything to David Icke and he will accept it and put it into his ideology"
Jon Ronson, Journalist
Small: Im not what youd call a fearless type of person
"I'm not what you'd call a fearless type of person"
Jon Ronson, Journalist
Small: At first, I did stories on people who were maybe just eccentric. Omar was a natural progression from that
"At first, I did stories on people who were maybe just eccentric. Omar was a natural progression from that"
Jon Ronson, Journalist
Small: There are very few misanthropes, thank goodness!
"There are very few misanthropes, thank goodness!"
Ivor Novello, Musician
Small: The public must suffer untold pangs from the stiffness, the deliberate stifling of emotion, on the part of man
"The public must suffer untold pangs from the stiffness, the deliberate stifling of emotion, on the part of many British actors"
Ivor Novello, Musician
Small: The average person is gregarious there is something in the spirit of the crowd that adds to the enjoyment of e
"The average person is gregarious; there is something in the spirit of the crowd that adds to the enjoyment of entertainment"
Ivor Novello, Musician
Small: Television, they say, will permit a person to be entertained at home, without the effort of going to a picture
"Television, they say, will permit a person to be entertained at home, without the effort of going to a picture house, without the trouble of booking seats, without the presence of other people"
Ivor Novello, Musician
Small: It has been argued that British girls are incapable of deep feeling or brilliant acting owing to their lack of
"It has been argued that British girls are incapable of deep feeling or brilliant acting owing to their lack of temperament. This, I am positive, is not true"
Ivor Novello, Musician
Small: I began my career with infantile dreams of becoming a composer
"I began my career with infantile dreams of becoming a composer"
Ivor Novello, Musician
Small: British girls are as temperamental as Americans
"British girls are as temperamental as Americans"
Ivor Novello, Musician
Small: The inconvenience, the glaring lights, the long hours of waiting, and the repetition of every scene are all ca
"The inconvenience, the glaring lights, the long hours of waiting, and the repetition of every scene are all calculated to defeat anything more than a real mastery of love technique"
Ivor Novello, Musician