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"A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'"
- Tommy Cooper
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Tommy Cooper
between March 19, 1921 and April 15, 1984. He/she was a famous
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