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Humor & Life Quote by Norman Wisdom

"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two"

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Aging is supposed to arrive with gravitas; Norman Wisdom drags it onto a banana peel. The line sets up a familiar bit of folk “wisdom” about getting older, the kind of orderly list that promises hard-earned truth. Then it sabotages itself. The joke isn’t just that memory fades; it’s that the speaker performs the very decline he’s describing, collapsing the authority of the elder mid-sentence. It’s self-undermining comedy as a coping mechanism: if the body and mind are going to betray you, you may as well get there first with the punchline.

Wisdom’s intent is disarming rather than bitter. He uses forgetfulness as a prop, not a diagnosis, turning a private fear into a communal laugh. The subtext is a gentle refusal to be infantilized by age. By joking about cognitive slip, he controls the narrative: he’s not “confused,” he’s playing with the audience’s expectations. That’s why it lands without cruelty. The audience recognizes the premise, anticipates the moral, and instead gets a perfectly timed short-circuit.

Context matters, too. Wisdom’s persona was built on the vulnerable everyman - put-upon, slightly hapless, persistently likable. In postwar British entertainment, that style offered comfort without sentimentality: humor that admitted hardship but insisted on resilience. Here, the resilience is rhetorical. The line turns loss into timing, and timing into a kind of dignity.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
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Later attribution: Old in the Knees but Young at Heart (Reza Noubary, 2021) modern compilationISBN: 9781664179240 · ID: ELY0EAAAQBAJ
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... As you get older three things happen . The first is your memory goes , and I can't remember the other two . " - Sir Norman Wisdom 92. " Old age isn't SO bad when you consider the alternative . " - Maurice Chevalier 93. " Those who love ...
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Norman Wisdom (February 4, 1915 - October 4, 2010) was a Comedian from England.

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