Facts about Norman Wisdom

Occup.Comedian
FromEngland
BornFebruary 4, 1915
Age109 years

Summary

Norman Wisdom is a famous Comedian from England, he/she is 109 years old and still alive, born February 4, 1915.

Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac aquarius, who is known for Knowledge, Humanitarian, Serious, Insightful, Duplicitous. Our collection contains 25 quotes who is written / told by Norman.

25 Famous quotes by Norman Wisdom

Small: You know Ive got a chum, a smashing mate, hes got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette.
"You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag"
Small: Well if I was going to describe my audience, its going to take longer than youd ever expect, hundreds o
"Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to take longer than you'd ever expect, hundreds of years in fact, because there's many of them, all over the world"
Small: Such is life and life is such and after all it isnt much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have
"Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse"
Small: Of course Ive done musicals here in London
"Of course I've done musicals here in London"
Small: In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was b
"In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there"
Small: Ive got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces
"I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces"
Small: Ive done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows Im talking about
"I've done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows I'm talking about"
Small: Ive been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen
"I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen"
Small: Ive an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you
"I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward"
Small: Ive always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can.
"I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that"
Small: Im still constantly thinking of ideas. I dont feel 90. I think Im about 12
"I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12"
Small: I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose
"I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose"
Small: I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry
"I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry"
Small: I was born in very sorry circumstances
"I was born in very sorry circumstances"
Small: I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night
"I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night"
Small: I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have
"I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums"
Small: I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano
"I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano"
Small: I owe everything to the army
"I owe everything to the army"
Small: I like consistency. If youve had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay th
"I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same"
Small: I dont know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else love
"I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh"
Small: I do play drums when Im on tour
"I do play drums when I'm on tour"
Small: But no, Ive just been very lucky. But Ive worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to
"But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get"
Small: At my age, the radiation will probably do me good
"At my age, the radiation will probably do me good"
Small: As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I cant remember the other two
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two"
Small: All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved
"All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved"