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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand
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"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand"

- Emo Philips

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This quote by Emo Philips is an amusing method of mentioning the absurdity of anticipating individuals to have telekinetic powers. By asking the ornate inquiry, "How many individuals below have telekenetic powers?," Philips is implying that it is difficult for anyone to have such a power. He after that complies with up with the statement, "Raise my hand," which additionally highlights the impossibility of the circumstance. This quote is a funny method of satirizing the idea of having telekinetic powers, and it serves as a pointer that such a power is not possible. Philips' quote is an easy going way of explaining the absurdity of anticipating individuals to have telekinetic powers, and also it is a pointer that such a power is not possible.

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Emo Philips This quote is written / told by Emo Philips somewhere between February 7, 1956 and today. He was a famous Comedian from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Funny. The author also have 34 other quotes.

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