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I am too old for an eyebrow piercing but too young for an eyebrow lift
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"I am too old for an eyebrow piercing but too young for an eyebrow lift"

- Max Cannon

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This quote by Max Cannon is an amusing way of revealing the idea that one is in a transitional duration of life. It implies that the speaker is in a phase of life where they are no longer young adequate to do specific things, such as get an eyebrow piercing, however they are also not yet old enough to do other things, such as get an eyebrow lift. This quote is a humorous method of expressing the concept that one is in a period of life where they are no longer considered young, but they are not yet considered old. It is a way of expressing the idea that a person remains in a period of life where they are in between 2 phases. It is an amusing method of expressing the concept that a person is in a period of life where they are in between 2 stages and are not quite sure which method to go.

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Max Cannon. He was a famous Artist from USA. The author also have 27 other quotes.

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