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I cant even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery
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"I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery"

- Paul Lynde

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This quote by Paul Lynde is an amusing method of expressing his frustration with the lack of flexibility in his work schedule. He is suggesting that he would like to spend some time off to have plastic surgery, however his task does not allow him to take that much time off. This quote is a reflection of the difficulty of balancing work and personal life, and the absence of control that lots of people have over their own schedules. It likewise speaks with the concept that plastic surgery is viewed as a luxury, something that is not essential and for that reason not a concern for companies. The quote is a humorous way of revealing the problem of finding the time to do something that is not viewed as important.

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Paul Lynde between June 13, 1926 and January 10, 1982. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 30 other quotes.

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