Dating quote by Mitch Hedberg

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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that
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"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that"

- Mitch Hedberg

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The speaker is specifying that they do not presently have a romantic partner, but they do have a female friend who would be disturbed if they openly acknowledged their single status. This quote is most likely meant to be amusing or paradoxical, as it suggests the speaker is indirectly acknowledging their relationship status while also calling attention to their worry of displeasing their good friend.

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Mitch Hedberg This quote is written / told by Mitch Hedberg between February 24, 1968 and March 30, 2005. He was a famous Comedian from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Dating. The author also have 50 other quotes.

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