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I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet
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"I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet"

- John Wilson

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Scotland Flag This quote is written / told by John Wilson between May 18, 1785 and April 3, 1854. He/she was a famous Writer from Scotland. The author also have 3 other quotes.

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