"I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night"

"Problems are the price of progress. Don't bring me anything but trouble. Good news weakens me"

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it"

"The trouble with children is that they're not returnable"

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends"

"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so"

"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?"

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man"

"The trouble with the future is that is usually arrives before we're ready for it"

"A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms against himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it"

"What a nice night for an evening"