"I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth"

This quote by Oliver Reed is an amusing expression of his aspirations in life. It is likely that he is not in fact major about either of these ambitions, but is instead making a joke about his desire to live a life of excess and pleasure. The quote suggests that he wants to experience as much of life as possible, and to enjoy himself to the max. He is likely recommending that he wants to experience all the various kinds of alcohol readily available in pubs, and to have intimate relationships with as numerous females as possible. This quote is a humorous expression of his desire to live life to the fullest and to experience all that life has to provide.