"I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!"

This quote by Demetri Martin is a funny method of revealing his suspect of females. He is suggesting that some women are dishonest and will lie to get out of difficult situations. He uses the example of a lady he met who had a pet. When he asked her if the pet dog bit, she said no, and when he asked how the canine ate, she was unable to address. This is an amusing method of showing that the female was lying. The quote is a pointer to be cautious of people, especially women, and to constantly question what they say. It is also a pointer to be careful when asking concerns, as some people may not be honest in their responses.