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I love women, but I feel like you cant trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and
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"I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar"

- Demetri Martin

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This quote by Demetri Martin is a funny means of sharing his mistrust of some females. He is using a tale to show his point, in which he fulfills a female in the park with a dog. When he asked her if the dog bites, she claimed no, however when he asked how the dog eats, she was unable to respond to. This is an amusing way of stating that some ladies are not trustworthy and can be deceptive. It is a pointer to be cautious when managing individuals, specifically those we don't understand well. It is essential to be knowledgeable about the potential for deceptiveness as well as to be conscious of our own safety.

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Demetri Martin somewhere between May 25, 1973 and today. He was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 29 other quotes.

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